SCENE: A bar in Old Montreal

YOU and an ATTRACTIVE YOUNG THING are standing at the bar enjoying some small talk.

ATTRACTIVE YOUNG THING: What do you do?

YOU: I work with my hands.

AYT: Like massage?

YOU: Kind of, but more artistic.

AYT: Like pottery? Remember that scene in Ghost with Patrick Swayze and Demi Moore? That was hot!

YOU: Uh... yeah. Uh... no. Uh... no not pottery. Patrick who? Listen, why don’t we go back to my place and I’ll show you my xhtml?

Are you tired of shallow one-night stands and freelance gigs? Do you want to settle down and start a web family together?

Your xhtml and css stylings make women swoon and men cry like a mother-of-the-bride at a Greek wedding. Your devotion to creating clean, simple user interfaces has earned you legions of admirers among employers and internauts alike. The back-end developers you work with love your appreciation and interest in the entire software development process. You’re hot stuff. But now you want something more.

Why didn’t we meet ten years ago? We have so much catching up to do. You had us at <div class="hello"> . We don’t usually go this fast with designers we meet in job listings. But then, we don’t usually meet designers like you. We still can’t believe you can write code like that. Nobody’s done that in our browser since CEGEP. That javascript you wrote made our toes curl.

We're gonna make you breakfast. You stay right here.

We can give you more than the others. A close team, an opportunity to create innovative online and mobile products, a competitive salary, flexible working hours. We want you. How many times should we say it? Let’s make a beautiful site together.

More info at http://jobs.wuntoo.com

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